Culture Pitch

Better living through memory!
More richly detailed information!
More accurate predictions!
The secret to your future is the past!

Why settle for what you can experience?
Learn from the experiences of others!
Why figure out life’s tricks on your own
When you can just talk to someone?

You don’t even need to talk!
You can learn by listening!
With culture skills you can know anything
Anyone else has ever learned—anything!

Buy memories now, while supplies last!
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