Liars Advice

Past liar or future
Liar, which is the best?

Most people hate the past
Liar most, but some will

Take a teller of tales
Over someone who breaks

Their promises. Of course,
Garden variety

Liars do both, lying
About what just happened

To excuse what didn’t.
But that’s really all past,

Once the word wasn’t kept.
Find yourself a liar

Skilled at telling whoppers
But downright devoted

To keeping appointments.
Enjoy absurd stories.

Never get left alone.