The Noniversity

Exists only in the noniverse,
Where nothing actually exists,

Not as a mathematical,
Theoretical, functional

Symbol, useful for equations
And for making everything else

Work, but purely, nothing at all.
This is, of course, ridiculous—

Nothingness, as such, can’t exist.
Existence is for nothing much.

There’s no one who could teach nothing
As nothing for no one to teach.

And yet, at noniversity
No one will admit they’re not there,

Learning nothing about nothing
And the noniverse as inverse

Of all the unexplorable
Concentric rungs of multiverse.